spaghettipie

Potty Talk

While my daughter was on the potty . . .

“(Our dog) poops outside.”
Me, “Yes.”
“I poop inside.”
“Yes.”
“In the water.”
“Mmmm-hmm.”
“My poop in the water.”
“Yes, your poop is in the water.”
“I show my socks to my poop.”
“Your poop does not want to see your socks.”
“I show my toes?”
“Your poop can’t see anything. It’s just poop.”
Gets down and peers into the toilet.
“Oh, my poop! Lookathat!”
“Flush, please.”
Flushes.
“Bye, poop! Go see your family!”
Sigh.

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11 comments

  1. spaghettipie

    LM and W – Glad you guys laughed. I was a little reticent to post it, but in the end thought it was too funny not to share!

    H – Yes, isn’t that a lovely thought? 🙂

  2. Oh by the way, last night, she said “bye poop, bye pee” after she used the bathroom. So considerate and kind your little girl is to her bowel movements.

  3. This is hysterical! ! My kids had a whole conversation about poop with gumby-like “Jesus Loves You!” dolls in the christian bookstore today. I’m still working up the energy to train Zach. Ugh.

    Sorry I’ve not been around! It’s taking me a while to catch up after vacation. 🙂 Hope you’re doing well!

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